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Let's help a Special Ed class!

Recently I received (from a visitor to my Webgrammar website) this question, and wonder if you can help:

I am a TA for a Special Ed basic English class. We are teaching grammar and parts of speech and I would like to find a source of humorous sentences, lyrics to popular songs, lines from poetry, anything interesting for the students to circle the verbs, underline the nouns, punctuate etc. Is there a source of such sentences or paragraphs?